Your magazine is so amazing it stands my hair on end!
W. Shatner
Starbase Central
Who's the hot-looking babe with the horse?
L. Ranger
Dodge City, KS
Who's the hot-looking horse with the babe?
H. Silver
Dodge City, KS
Hey, are you guys going to do political commentary? I think you should run something demanding that Dick Cheney be impeached for shooting his friend in the face. After all, they impeached me for the same thing.
W. Clinton
Rooster Poot, AR
Tried to enjoy the loofah story, but it just didn't WASH. Maybe you should have SCRUBBED it! HAH! Sometimes I kill myself.
O. Wilde
Pere La Chase, Paris
At last, a place where the literary heirs of such past masters of speculative fiction as L. Ron Hubbard can show their stuff!
T. Cruise
Hollywood, CA
Congratulations on your new project. But you really need to forget the SF fans and go after the Hollywood celebrities. Those idiots have shitloads of money and no brains at all.
L. R. Hubbard
Circle 3, Inferno
D00Dz: U and Helix r da BOMB. W00T!
W.F. Buckley
NY, NY
Your disgusting magazine clearly is committed to doing Satan's work, in particular promoting the homosexual agenda. I can only pray that it will not be long before filth like this is outlawed in this great country.
I must admit, though, that your managing editor is rather attractive. In a manly sort of way of course. Could you send me his phone number?
P. Robertson
East Jesus, NJ
Well, we can't very well have any real letters yet, can we? Seeing
that this is the first issue? So why don't you write to us at letters@helixsf.com?
No anonymous or pseudonymous letters will be published; all emails must
come from a valid address and that doesn't include yahoo or hotmail.
Any letters that we do publish may be edited for length, unacceptable
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